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Joke of the Day
"Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !"
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"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"
"What does the sun and cleavage have in common? You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses."
"Chicago wins World Series for first time since 1908 In other news, Chicago burns to ground for first time since 1871."
"Just watched ""The Great Wall"" today... Pretty good documentary on America in a few years"
"I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight... to fulfill my fantasy... that we have health insurance."
"Diarrhea is just confirming the fact that you make poor life decisions."
"Butcher A man in a butcher shop: ""I would like bull testicles please"" Butcher: ""Me too"""
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on pick-up lines. The librarian replies, ""It's in my house, if you want to come over and collect it."""
"*sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*"