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Joke of the Day
"Him: Do you swallow? Me: Every time I chew."
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"Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !"
"I have a Polish friend who does microphone tests for bands. I have a Czech one two. Czech one two. Czech one two."
"Is is best to do your homework on an empty stomach or a full stomach? It's best to do it on paper."
"Not now brain... ...this is a job for stupidity."
"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"
"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"
"Is there an apology card for: Sorry I kidnapped your dog and made him run on a treadmill to power my toaster last week, or no?"
"If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established."