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Joke of the Day

"Who knew in 1987 when Steven Tyler wrote ""Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"" that it would become a self-fulfilling prophecy?"

"What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey."

"Just got 30 orange oval stickers printed that read NOW HAMSTER FREE I'm putting them on all the meatloaf packages in this supermarket"

"Help free the reindeer from sleighvery."

"Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys ""at law"" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and use lube ( )"

"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice"

"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"

"I'm saving myself for marriage. Sorry, FROM. Saving myself FROM marriage."

"I hate roller coasters. They always have so much potential, then they go downhill."