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Joke of the Day
"My parrot was hit by a car today His last words were ""Shit, theres a parrot on the road"""
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"[telling a scary story to a group of moths] and when she opened the door..[holds flashlight to face] she- AH GET OFF OF ME YOU GUYS"
"What do you call a person who has sex with a person and a sheep? Basexual"
"News flash: Vandals destroy street signs They pulled out all the stops"
"I'd like to thank /r/TwoXChromosomes... ...for reminding that I'm not logged into my account."
"I recently invented a new word to describe a lot of the jokes on the subreddit. Plagiarism."
"They say the best way to prepare your kids for loss in later life is to have pets. So I bought a puppy and shot it in front of them. I'm not having my kids growing up damaged."
"Animal puns. Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm."
"Taking my dog to the park is the same as my checking Reddit... We check out all the posts and piss on half of them."
"[grocery store with 2yo] Cashier: your son is so cute. What do you want to have next? Me: a vasectomy"