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Joke of the Day
"Why Do Scottish people wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away."
Next Joke
"Knock knock Who's there? Broken pencil Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's pointless..."
"How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend"
"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"
"*Asks soulmate* What is your dream car and why? Minivan, because the sliding door <joining in> MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS"
"What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator? A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out."
"Sex is like pizza... If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing."
"Meanwhile in Soviet Russia... A bar walks into a horse."
"You guys excited for Christmas? Only 366 more days :D"
"How come in math we are always solving for x? Because with my ex, I'm always trying to solve for why."