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Joke of the Day
"I think when shit hits the fan you really should rethink why and where you have that fan."
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"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"""This is The Grey Wall of China"" I think it's 'great' ""We all do, pal"""
"Cat lovers Their pets also qualify for the obnoxious neighbor award."
"What do you call a giant pile of kittens? A meowntain"
"I measure my kids' ages in terms of percent complete out of eighteen years. My kids are 22% and 38%."
"17: Want to see a movie? Me: Sure. 17: Afternoon show only, so no one sees us together. Me: Ok. *Posts pic on IG. Tags all her friends."
"How many jews fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 1000 in the ash tray."
"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "
"I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, ""people."""