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Joke of the Day
"What's the most difficult part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""
"Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke? Cause he just got it!"
"How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him."
"Just once I'd like to see someone dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news reporter."
"Dear Cupid, next time hit us both."
"I finally admitted to my girlfriend, ""I think I struggle with gender issues... ...because whenever I see you girl, I realize I wanna be inside a woman's body."""
"A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So the bartender gave it to her"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !"
"Jimmy Savile was a terrible ventriloquist. He stuck his hand up my arse and told me not to say anything."