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Joke of the Day
"I asked my gynecologist what the medical term for queefing is... Twatulence."
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"My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant... I replied, ""It's what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector."""
"The creepiest thing you can do is drive next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."
"People find it fascinating I can lift 180kg from the bench. Weird, I thought people found it easy to stand up from park benches."
"Forever 21... pounds overweight"
"Once a girl lied to her husband about her extra martial affair .. You know what happened next ? Christianity"
"Why do rednecks love sandwiches? Because they're inbred too."
"I wear my glasses to the liquor store in an effort to appear responsible."
"I used to give anal to other men... But it's all behind me now."
"what did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? Cancer."