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Joke of the Day
"What is the only thing standing between me and being rich? I haven't hit Reddit gold yet."
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"(Gamblers Anonymous meeting) Leader: Bob, tell us why you're here. Me: $20 it's a Blackjack addiction. Group: *all rushing to place bets*"
"vegan zombie what does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAAINS"
"What do you get when you have a blonde do a handstand? A brunette with bad breath."
"I have a dream... That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want."
"You could put me in any city, and I could find a Taco Bell or Chipotle within minutes. My burridar is accurate to about 10 meters."
"I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool earlier... The lifeguard shouted so loudly that I nearly fell in!"
"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros"
"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."