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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW]- What is David Bowie's zodiac sign? Cancer."
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"My grandfather had a stroke this week.. He saw a picture of my grandmother when she was younger and couldn't help himself."
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"If you see a glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass."
"I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game ""Risk"" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say ""Life is all about taking Risks."""
"Turning water into wine is pretty cool but turning kale and celery into $9.50 is a miracle"
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time? Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
"It's all shits n' giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."
"3 unwritten rules of life 1) 2) 3)"
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