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Joke of the Day

"I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me."

"I tried to get back to the drawing board but I can't draw."

"Do you like Dragons? Cause I'm gunna be dragon these balls across your face!"

"My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her... Can't believe that chick pea'd herself"

"A duck walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""why is there a duck in my bar?"""

"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet."

"""What else can we think about?""- Insomnia"

"Why did the polish spy fail in his mission to blow up Hitlers car. He kept burning his lips on the muffler."

"I made love to a girl in quicksand. That was the only time she went down on me."

"A sheep, Don Trump and a snake all fall off a ledge Baa Dumb Tiss!"