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Joke of the Day
"I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me."
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"You can't spell success without succ... But you'd probably get neither to be honest"
"Trump Brand Condoms! Guaranteed to be 100% effective. The wrapper is empty but once you or your partner see his face on it you would no longer want to have sex."
"Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house."
"Essex Girl after sex! What does an Essex girl say after having sex? What team do you guys play for?"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall. It depends on how hard you throw them"
"My pedophile support group kicked me out last week I was getting a little behind"
"I don't see the fun in putting money on the railway track. The bill flew away, so I put a rock on top of it. Now I'm going to Guantanamo."
"Michigan is the First State to Welcome Back Sub-$1 Gas Just flip on your water faucet and you'll get it for free"
"""exorcise"" and ""exercise"" sound alike because they're both the work of the Devil"