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Joke of the Day

"Why do Americans spell colour as color? Because fuck U, that's why."

"What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure."

"Kids, eat your vegetables. *reluctantly, they eat* [2 hrs later] *I eavesdrop on their convo* Daughter: Unionizing will help us bargain."

"What is a neckbeard's favorite fish? M'ahi"

"Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !"

"I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money."

"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"

"Simple Math Problem How does one become a .666 Humorist? http://i.imgur.com/DVvbS15.png"

"HR said it's not necessary but I like my sickness to be taken seriously by having my mom send in an email validating my degree of sickness"

"Knock Knock - Who's there? Tyfe ... Tyfe Who? Yes, thanks. Milk and two sugars please."