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"What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents? Juana Sum Peeksa."
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"The opposite of SpongeBob SquarePants is TowelWeave CircleShorts"
"Even after 20 years, Jared Fogle is still getting into smaller and smaller jeans."
"People don't really care who you are until you lick their face"
"I love palindromes that use made up words Sdrow pu edam esu taht semordnilap evol I"
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Eat mop Eat mop who? Hahahahaha"
"Girl at store thought CNN's Situation Room starred The Situation. No. Wolf Blitzer joins the cast of #jerseyshore next season."
"I was helping Mom with the computer and now she thinks I'm racist... All I told her to do was push ""ALT + """
"Boobie joke..... (slightly NSFW?) How do you describe/measure a certain amount of boobies? In 'quantitties'."
"Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme this is not one of them"