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Joke of the Day
"As schoolgirl skirts get shorter... ...anemia rates grow in Japan."
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"Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay."
"A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Did you download the new Jewber app? It doesn't allow you to tip"
"some people want to be buried when they die. others want to be cremated. personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life"
"What do you call a train with no motivation A Loco-no-motive"
"I was at a wedding the other day It was so moving, even the cake was in tiers"
"What did one snow man say to the other? Smells like carrots"
"""The doctor can see you now."" - a nurse, after removing the doctor's blindfold."
"Alcohol increases the Send Button size by 89%."