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Joke of the Day
"Why do Ken and Barbie never have kids? Because Ken always comes in a different box"
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"My friend got drunk on Candy the other day. He said it was liquor-ish"
"What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy? Penne."
"I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details."
"And on another note... Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."
"Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!"
"Me: Dad, how did you guys manage without WhatsApp and SMS ?? Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."
"Micheal Jackson If my friend Djax ever had a son and he would call him Micheal, It would be Micheal, Djax' son."
"What type of bees don't die? Zom-bees"