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Joke of the Day
"A can crushers job must be... Soda pressing."
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"When u post in /r/shoot.... Its a suicide..! (Self.shoot) Ps- didnt check if it existed xD"
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"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"
"For some mysterious reason, whenever I use a keyboard I always press the wrong keys. I just can't put finger on it."
"A man walks into a bar.... /r/im14andthisisdeep I might not be doing this right"
"I've been trying to eat healthier so I ate a vegetarian."
"Murder is legal if it happens after a morning person says ""WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT UP"""
"What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry? Game of Scones."