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Joke of the Day

"When u post in /r/shoot.... Its a suicide..! (Self.shoot) Ps- didnt check if it existed xD"

"STATUS: Using the flashlight on my phone to look for the keys that are in my hand so I can open my car cuz I think I left my phone in there."

"Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is... And all I could say was, ""Wow""."

"I'm classically trained in the art of Nintendo."

"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."

"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."

"Rectal Myopia Calling into work: ""I'm going to be out today with rectal myopia."" ""What's that?"" ""I just can't see my ass coming in."""

"Christmas Chimney Congestion Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?A: He only comes once a year -- and when he does, it's down a chimney."

"What's a bigamist? It's a large fog in Italy"

"What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !"