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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most self-centered Muppet? Beaker. All he says is ""Me Me Me."""

"My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself."

"What's the difference between ""a choice"" and "" to choose?"" ""A choice"" is a decision you make. ""To choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face."

"Imagine me naked. Wrong. Fatter."

"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."

"Marriage is like fruit Honeydew this, Honeydew that..."

"What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail? ""Lettuce Go!"""

"World's Funniest Joke? Women's rights!"

"I caught two teens smoking pot behind my office. Ten minutes later, my boss caught two teens and myself smoking pot behind my office."