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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."

"ATTENTION: This afternoon I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses world war II and Wednesday comes after Tuesday."

"I refuse to go bungee jumping.... ... I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one."

"I'd tell you a good time travel joke But you didn't get it"

"What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other? The Twin Towers."

"Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming ""LIE TO ME""!"

"i'm only a good advice giver from 11pm to 2am central time. any time besides that if you tell me anything i'll just go ""oh."""

"TIL that saying sushi instead of so shitty makes you smile. that is all. no need to click this. If you are reading this you clicked the link, and you are sushi."

"Wow thank you so much for whistling at me, guy in Walmart. I've never felt more beautiful."

"*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*"