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Joke of the Day

"One of the stone tiles in my bathroom looks exactly like Walter Cronkite. And he is not impressed by my erection."

"A decent news site shouldn't have comments. Comments are not news. Just give me the facts. No one needs to know what ahole666 ""thinks."""

"I phoned the local gym... and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'"

"If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... People who understand binary, and people who don't."

"Why are dogs in a lot of pain? Because they chew balls."

"Guess what Spain is Chicken anus"

"You can assume that, for the next 2 weeks, there is Baileys in every cup of coffee I drink."

"wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years"

"Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na"