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Joke of the Day
"You can assume that, for the next 2 weeks, there is Baileys in every cup of coffee I drink."
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"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."
"What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"What did the prostitute catch when she went out with 5 fishermen? ... A big red snapper"
"How does Dracula eat his food? In *bite* size pieces"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them."
"What is the difference between Donald Trump's hair and a Headcrab? Nothing."
"[accidentally hits Siri in high school classroom] Siri: what can I do for you, #1 God of Sex? [every boy in the class checks their phone]"
"The Oedipal complex.. It's the difference between MILF and M,ILF."
"What do you call a magical dwarf? A midgetcian!"