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Joke of the Day
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please get out of the pool."""
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"A Man Walks Into A Bar... And Says ""Aw"""
"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."
"I broke up with my penis, so I wrote a song... Called ""So Long""."
"My brother wants to tell our parents he's gay & I'm helping by singing ""The Son'll Come Out, Tomorrow"" whenever we're together."
"The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco."
"How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!"
"I'd like to plant a grove of trees to remember loved ones who've passed on. But everyone gets weird whenever I talk about my mourning wood."
"My son would've been 4 yo today Man 1: My son would've been 4 yo today Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry man. What happened? Man 1: I pulled out."
"If I ever get a dog, I'll name her Robbery When I get to store, I'll tell ""Get down, Robbery"". Dog lies and the whole store too."