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Joke of the Day
"How does a tree access the internet? It logs on."
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"Want to hear a joke???? Women's rights"
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"How do the Sith ascend? Elevaders"
"Have you ever noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are ones you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place? There's such balance in nature!"
"I like my women like I like my coffee not older than 12 years"
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"Has anyone ever told you what it's like to be royally screwed? Let me fill you in."