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Joke of the Day
"I climbed on a tree with a suitcase. My aim is to become a branch manager."
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"My uber driver asked me how my day was so I opened the door and quietly rolled into the road."
"You know what they say about big hands... Big clock."
"I run a support group for sex addicts They're all in the other room sitting in a circle... OH MY GOD"
"My ex girlfriend had a dog. That thing was so crazy I ended up putting her down. But I kept the dog."
"How can you tell when a woman is faking an orgasm? She screams her husbands name instead of yours"
"What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea. Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle."
"How does an eyelash, so soft and fine, turn into a cheese-grater when it gets under your eyelid?"
"handsome when there are 3 people it is a threesome. when there are 2 people it is a twosome. thats why you're handsome."
"Leia: This is romantic Han: I know Chewie: Rwwar Leia: Does he have to be here? Han: It's a life debt. You're basically marrying us both"