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Joke of the Day
"when a skinny man goes diving what do you call it? skinny dipping"
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"I married a French girl and had three sons We named our first son Antoine. We named our second son Anteux. We named our third son Antthree."
"the other day, I got into a car accident. A midget got out of the other car and said ""I'm not happy!"" I said ""Well, than which one are you?"""
"What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"
"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."
"MTV banning a video is kind of like a record store banning a book."
"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
"Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them."
"Dating Tips. C all her 69 times a day. R ing her doorbell and hide. E avesdrop by phone tapping. E ye her bffs. P oke her on FB."