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Joke of the Day

"Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski."

"Junk is something that you've kept for years & throw away 3 weeks before you need it."

"My Korean friend died yesterday... So Yung..."

"Words can't even describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can, 3/10."

"The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote."

"What gas do snails prefer? Shell."

"Me: what make of dog is that? Her: breed Me [hands on knees]: I am, I'm just out of breath cos I ran over to ask what make of dog that is"

"My girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."

"Do you ever get that creepy deja vu feeling? [credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tc8bn/how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_people/cny3ig0)"