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Joke of the Day

"Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"Accidentally went to Rouge One instead of Rogue One. Boy is my face red."

"Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor? He was making a funny face"

"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."

"[narrating people dancing at a wedding] These humans are using their legs for the first time today"

"The best salesperson ever was the first woman to shave off her eyebrows and draw them back on, then convince a second woman to do it."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."

"I just invented a new word: plagiarism."

"I looking a a good joke about Canada I need a joke about Canada for my Canadian co-worker. Please help."

"Me: *singing ""Don't stop believing""* Joe: What are you doing? Me: Practicing for Journey duty J: You mean Jury duty? M: No, it says...shit"