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Joke of the Day

"This is the rare tweet that history will look back on much more favorably than how it was received in its own time period."

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"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new black."
"Body: I'm sooooooo tired Brain: WHAT IF DINOSAURS HAD ASSAULT RIFLES"
"A joke I saw today I found my pet mouse Elvis dead today, he was caught in a trap..."
"The first rule of parenting is: never negotiate with terrorists."
"ALIEN:*points at Chihuahua* whats that? ME: a dog ALIEN:*points at Husky* whats that? ME: dog ALIEN:*getting angry, points at Pug* whats THA"
"What's Donald Trumps favorite Pink Floyd album The wall"
"ME: [practising my samurai sword moves in the mirror] [ever so slightly later] ME: [dying from massive blood loss]"
"Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin? Because he had my grains"
"What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers"