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Joke of the Day

"Married foreplay is just five minutes of confusion about whether your spouse is using a suggestive euphemism or asking you to do a chore."

"Truthful Tuesday: Sometimes I just say ""Hello"" back because there are too many witnesses around to stab you repeatedly in the face."

"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead."

"[movie theater] TRAILER ANNOUNCER: how far will one man go.....to protect what he loves ME: [turning to person behind me] pretty far i bet"

"Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America? Because it's Nicaragua"

"What is the famous martial art of Israel? Jiu-Jitsu"

"Why did Tony cross the road? To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, ""Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"""

"What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots."

"How did the gay wizard dissappear? He went with a poof!"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts."