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Joke of the Day

"*Shrek pre-production meeting* Producer: Do we have a name for the dragon yet Guy who named the donkey ""Donkey"": I was thinking Dragon sir"

"There are 10 types of people. Ones who understand binary, and ones that don't."

"If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters."

"What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon? The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light."

"Women are like snowflakes... They can't drive."

"A magician was walking down the street ...and turned into a grocery store."

"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."

"What do you call an element found in the ground? Barium."

"A botched circumcision is a ripoff."

"Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep."