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Joke of the Day

"I put methanol in the punch bowl... ...and now I can't find the punch line."

"BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating."

"What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band? SWV (sisters with voices)"

"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"

"NSFW I got rejected from a job interview. Apparently, when asked an example you worked well in a team, ""gangbag"" is not an acceptable answer."

"HELP! I just sent my girlfriend a dick pic... and she just sent me one back."

"You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass."

"Why do infants wake up crying as if they are the ones who have to go out and work!?"

"Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other? Because it has more geese in it."

"For every upvote this gets, my girlfriend and I will try one thrust of anal sex. Please don't upvote. Her strap-on is huge."