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Joke of the Day

"What do Native Americans do for the holidays? Nativities."

"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"I wish I could commute by roller coaster."

"How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers? You weed out the rest"

"I started an alcohol based diet. I feel great! I've already lost 4 or 5 days! Not OC, unsure of source."

"I'm fat and get laughed at when I say I have an eating disorder But I wouldn't be fat if I could stop eating disorder, datorder, and da other one too"

"D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake? Robin Williams dies"

"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well, well."

"If you see a dentist get shot and hes bleeding out, just casually mention how he needs to floss more so he doesnt bleed out like that"

"I grew up poor . The end of the month was difficult money wise especially the 30 last days."