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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt."

"Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff... [www.instantrimshot.com](http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot)"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? [NSFW?] To get to the little bitch's house. *knock, knock* The chicken."

"go to college so you can get a job to pay for college"

"A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a roof. Suddenly a gust of wind came and the big one fell off, but the little one didn't. Why? He was a little more on."

"[after first date] Him: I had a great time, I'd love to see you again Her: Yes, we should do this again sometime but with other people"

"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."

"What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton? A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns."

"New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus."

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."