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Joke of the Day

"What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot? It's a tie."

"Did you hear about the psychic dwarf that escaped prison transport? The police spokesperson said they have a small medium at large."

"5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son"

"Muammar Gaddafi wasn't really that bad...... But his brothers, Larrymar and Curlymar were the worst!"

"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? By eating a Brownie."

"every time i read ROFL I hear scooby doo trying to say waffle"

"How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"[NSFW] A guy accidentally took sleeping pills instead of Viagra... he couldn't get up."

"WANTED: ladder. must be in working condition. bring it by 5134 parker st, it's the big yellow house with a guy on the roof"

"Yes, 911?... Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?"