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Joke of the Day

"Once there was a guy... ...who had a dog with no legs. Everyday he took him out for a drag."

"Vin Diesel's full name is Vintage Dieselengine."

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? Because if they had four doors they'd be called chicken sedans."

"Why do midgets giggle when running through a field? The grass tickles their balls as they run."

"I started bleeding out of my ear yesterday.... I think I'm on my HEARiod"

"Many people say they have ADD because they can't focus on their homework. It pisses me off. See, I really have ADD, and"

"What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!"

"I really feel bad that 9/11 happened. If it hadn't, America wouldn't be suffering right now over the rememberance shows and lack of good television."

"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"

"Why wouldn't the man dance? His pants had no ballroom."