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Joke of the Day
"How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."
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"Chuck Norris is actually every member of Slipknot. That's how fast he can change costumes."
"Why did the Baker rob the Banker? Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk"
"I'm so patriotic; I piss red, white, and blue. My doctor told me it was pancreatic cancer. I told him to shut his commie mouth!"
"Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn't see a sign saying you couldn't park on pedestrians."
"If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless."
"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"
"Guess what my Valentine gave me? Carpal Tunnel..."
"The teacher speaking to a student said, ""Saud, name two pronouns."""
"A priest, a rabbi, two penguins, a giraffe, and an elephant walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""