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Joke of the Day

"Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Cause she was a woman ^^sorry"

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! *drops mic*"

"Does anyone have the number of a painter/decorator? I really need to get all my windows jammed so they never open again."

"Not having any friends means I'm always the pretty one."

"My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico... ... I guess he's the Juan that got away."

"Sometimes I put a vase of flowers outside to let other flowers know that if they try to be prettier than me, I'll cut their legs off too."

"Our parenting style can best be described as: Bad cop, Bozo cop"

"Yo mama's so fat That when she walked past the the tv I missed three episodes."

"I really do not understand lent... ...I'd better give up trying!"

"Whoever named the diaper did a lot better than whoever named sweatshirts."