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Joke of the Day
"Whoever named the diaper did a lot better than whoever named sweatshirts."
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"Moms, teach your sons to mind their manners, cook a decent meal & look for inner beauty.nnDads, teach your daughters how to throw a punch."
"Why were George and Lennie sad? (Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D"
"Bad news... Apparently ""bouncing baby boy"" is just an idiom."
"After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology."
"A horse walks into a French bar... ...and the barman says, ""I'm afraid you will have to leave, Monsieur Horse. We do not serve food in here."""
"How did the anus win against the race car driver? He rectum"
"will you marry me? no, marry Christmas!"
"When I was young, I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. . . . I was right."
"Said this at dinner last night. Bit creepy, but laughs were had. ""He may die a virgin but he ain't gonna be buried one."""