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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what band really bugs me? The Aphid Brothers"
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"If I ever ran a tobacco company... ... I'd name my cigarettes ""heretics"". So anyone could burn his own heretic every single day."
"The only time my ex will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER"" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."
"A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD."
"How do you know if you are at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."
"Why do women fake orgasms? I wish they'd just be honest. I've only faked an orgasm once, when I was being mugged..... That scared him off."
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"Every squirrel is a flying squirrel if you've got a good throwing arm."
"What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable? Leek."
"How do you fit 5,000 Jews into a Volkswagen? Two in the front, three in the back and the rest in the ashtray."