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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what band really bugs me? The Aphid Brothers"
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"Looked at my pores in a 10x magnifying mirror and immediately cancelled my plans for the month."
"""I can dish it out, but I can't take it."" - Lactose intolerant ice cream man"
"Why did the tree go to jail? Treason"
"how to talk to a woman wearing headphones: 1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones"
"Hey girl, on a scale of 'Neo's mind in the beginning of The Matrix' and 'Neo's mind at the end', how free are you tonight?"
"What is a grave digger's favorite element on the periodic table? Barium"
"What do you call it when Superman craps his pants? Undy-terd."
"Sex ed in Texas"
"What is in a virgin candy bar? Cherries and nuts"