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Joke of the Day
"What's the bro-iest airport in the US? LAX"
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"I so want to be in a relationship. I want to account for everything I do. Answer to someone when I come home late. And get dragged over the coals for not calling a hundred times a day."
"I'm not racist my best friend growing up was black Until my dad sold him"
"What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can hear a hormone..."
"What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time? I'm Thor"
"What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died? Barium"
"Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo. Men 1952: I just fixed the roof. Men 2016: I just shaved my legs."
"If you throw away an ice sculpture, is it justice?"
"What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris? Free Shots"
"Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright they're grand."