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Joke of the Day

"A computer developer after spending time with his girlfriend And after he makes love to her he tells her that they're compatible together and to not update the drivers"

"I love how you changed ""Conclusions"" to ""Learnings"" in my PowerPoint. Any other made-up words I should add?"

"If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has just been robbed"

"What do you call a female deer with no eyes? Cotton eye doe"

"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."

"What type of dog suffers from being inbred? A hotdog"

"Why should you distrust atoms? Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos."

"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."

"My bathroom smells like somebody just took a shit when I walked out of it."

"What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !"