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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean? It is italicized."

"bill cosby's full name is ""bill sinby over tanby"""

"What do you call the shiniest people? Polish"

"I bought a pack of pencils and one was unsharpened. I thought it was pretty pointless"

"Two dyslexics run into a bank... and they shout ""Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"""

"I'm definitely the drunkest person in this ball pit."

"Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself."

"Fun Fact: If you answer your phone, ""Christ speaking"", 70% of the callers will hang up on you. You're welcome."

"""There's no business like crow business."" -Wealthy businesscrow"

"I have a weird quirk when watching Star Wars I wait for when someone is going to yell, ""R2!"" and yell out ""Am not!"""