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Joke of the Day
"It's so hot outside I almost called my ex over so I could stand by something shady."
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"Hey yogurt, settle down with the commercials. You're YOGURT!"
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"What do black people get when they die? Nigger Mortis"
"""Will he ever wake up?"" He's been in a coma for 3 weeks but watch this. *starts playing Pitbull* *patient wakes up to turn off the music*"
"I'll huff I'll puff and I'll smoke all of your stuff. -Big Broke Wolf"
"What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names. Get it? Sorry, I just heard this joke somewhere, I'm not trying to offend anyone, it's just a joke."
"What is a Mexican's favorite sport? It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing."
"I just heard because of the government shutdown government archeologists are working with a skeleton crew."
"Right? That noise. ~Me pretending that I know what I'm talking about when I get my car serviced"