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Joke of the Day
"Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly."
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"North Korean civilians have been playing the Hunger Games since the 1950s."
"If you play a Coldplay song backwards, you'll hear a lot of creepy, Satanic chanting in Latin But if you play a Coldplay song the normal way, you'll hear something much worse. A Coldplay song."
"Women are good politicians... Because they know how to introduce bills in the house."
"What's the best part of being a necrophiliac? In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop."
"How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb? Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities."
"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ""P"" is silent."
"Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? They fascinate."
"Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? ""Be less sarcastic?"" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class"