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Joke of the Day
"What do Brazilian cats speak? Purr-tuguese"
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"I know 25 letters of the alphabet really well... ...I don't know why."
"My ex-girlfriend was an astronaut. So I guess you could say that, I've had a spacex."
"Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny."
"Q: What do call a fish with no eye? A: A fsh."
"A seal walks into a club. The end."
"What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common? They are both X-Men"
"8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons? Shivalry."