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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees give milk? Boo-bees."
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"I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex He's a small arms dealer"
"A termite walks into a bar and says, 'Is the bar tender here?'"
"[cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ?"
"A recent study shows that Twitter users don't give a fuck in excess of 30 times a day."
"If electricity is always directing itself to the least resistant, where would it go? The French"
"There are just too many blogs And I will talk about it more during my next podcast."
"Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts Q:Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts A:Ones a dollar and the other is under a buck"
"Men are like old car tires. Balding full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare."
"No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary. thanks dad!"