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Joke of the Day

"If you accidentally use Pam cooking spray instead of Off... It still works, because the mosquitoes just slide off your legs."

"*cheats at bowling by rolling into the pins*"

"An employee tells his boss... Hey, that's a nice car you have there. The boss looks at him and says: Work hard, stay after hours, and next year, it'll be even nicer."

"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"

"Next Presidential election, we need to get some guys with beards in there. It's been too long."

"Police: ""How high are you?"" Me: ""No officer. It's Hi, how are you?"""

"Two guys are talking in a bar... About their wives. The first man proudly tells the other '""My wife's an angel!"" to which the other man replies, ""You're lucky, mine's still alive."""

"How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More guns."

"What's another name for a hemorrhoid? A cock blocker"

"Why is that Mac owners always say their computers never get viruses... ...when it is clear that being a pretentious douche is a clear example of a virus that is exclusive to Mac ownership?"