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Joke of the Day

"Black Lumberjack What tool does a black lumberjack use? An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do?"

"If your dog is fat it means that you don't get enough exercise."

"What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts? (Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die"

"[campfire] ME: They say these trees are over 200 years old. Man, if trees could talk... TREE: Please stop burning my flesh to cook hot dogs."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alberta ! Alberta who ! Alberta'll be over in a minute !"

"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop."

"I would tell a mexican joke.. I would tell a Mexican joke but that would be crossing the border.."

"What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend? ""Dayuum. I'd hit that."""

"They say all of this started because Eve ate an apple. Clearly, the book was altered. Everyone knows it had to be chocolate."

"How can you tell if someone is a construction worker or a chemist The way they pronounce unionised"