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Joke of the Day

"Black Lumberjack What tool does a black lumberjack use? An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do?"

"What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry? My donation check to the orphanage."

"Every woman I've ever been with only saw me the way they wanted to see me... ...in their rearview mirror."

"What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas? Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)"

"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""

"They released a new study on marriage It's the number one cause of divorce"

"I tried to donate blood to the Red Cross the other day... ...but they wouldn't accept it in a 5 gallon bucket. They also said it had to be mine."

"Alice is travelling at a speed of light.. when a traffic police pulls along side and asks her name, she says she is alive."

"If I had a nickel for every GEICO commercial I've ever seen, I could buy us all car insurance."

"*Young Jesus plays with food* Mary: you're not playing until you finish your bread and fish! *ugh* *touches food* *it multiplies* NOOOOOO!!!"