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Joke of the Day

"Just when I think I've run out of tweets, I come up with this one."

"[NSFW] I just came up with the female version of the, 'helping Jack off the bus' joke. If you had a Vietnamese friend named Gina, wold you ask her to eat Pho Gina?"

"My doctor says I'm allergic to feces I am the egg man. Poopoo, achoo!"

"I'm still waiting for my knight in shining sarcasm."

"Sign: ""No alcohol past this point."" Translation: Bet you can't chug this entire beer, right now."

"Did you hear about... ...the new WSPA building downtown? The offices are so small, you couldn't swing a cat in there!"

"Whats the difference between Shaq and Koybe Bryant? One is a Holocaust denier, and the other one rapes women and gets away with it."

"What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook"

"Another Twilight movie?God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."

"What do you call a mollusk on a boat? A snailor"