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Joke of the Day

"Law of attraction to females If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"Happy fathers day... ... you motherfucker"

"Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? So she could moan with the other."

"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"

"My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions."

"Dark humor is like a kid terminally ill with cancer It never gets old"

"[ Boyfriend walks into the room ] Well, well, well....if it isn't the boy who tried to break up with me in a dream last night."

"If a camera adds 10 pounds... Do African children even exist?"

"People who walk while looking at their phones and expect me to get out of the way... LOL."

"Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract."