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Joke of the Day

"[Club] Me: *has debilitating crush on a nerd* Nerd: What you feel is a burst of norepinephrine increasing arousal and focus- Me: *swoons*"

"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."

"Hitler decides to hire a weather forecaster [Hitler] what's the weather looking like today? [Forecaster] Hail, Hitler!"

"So I went to the bar one night... and.. Wait what happened at the bar last night anyway?"

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."

"Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks."

"What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? Curses! Foil again!"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob."

"I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?"

"Cops would catch more drunk drivers if they just stood outside with signs that say HONK IF YOU'RE WASTED!"